i just google imaged poop.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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