You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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