how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I have fence marks all over my body
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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