Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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