Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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