The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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