Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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