You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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