We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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