worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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