How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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