I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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