you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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