I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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