I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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