This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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