"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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