And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Two words: nipple clamps
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