so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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