He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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