Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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