another moral hangover. fuck.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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