But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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