After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
