I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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