And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?