Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea