He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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