i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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