so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This house was built for laser tag.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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