And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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