This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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