..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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