i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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