You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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