I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
how does that bad decision feel?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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