Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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