Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I touched a dick in church today
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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