Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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