i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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