Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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