I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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