just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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