How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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