what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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