dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.