he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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