Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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