just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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