Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?