operation harelip BJ is a go
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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