I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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