I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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